Thoughts On A Sick Day


Childhood Nostalgia 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Missing my childhood moments with my parents.

They always made such a loving fuss whenever I was ill.

They would offer me all my favourite food and drinks, but I never had any appetite.

My siblings would poke me to say yes so they could eat them for me 😂

Adulting sucks! 😭😂

Truly miss those days.

Winter Wandering & Hot Lunch Feels


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A Monday in Motion ❄️🍲

Beating myself up - I was two hours early to Pilates today. 😭

Completely forgot I start later on Mondays.

I stood outside the studio for ten minutes, wondering why it wasn't open...

Then checked my diary and realised. 🤣😭

I could've had another 90 minutes in bed.

... And use the extra time for something... or someone else. 😉


And London was bitterly cold this morning,

icy patches on the pavement, light, but frosty wind.

And a surprisingly clear sky. Even the sun came out later.

So yeah, those ten minutes outside at dawn? Not child's play. 😂

After that chaotic start, I headed to the gym.

But I had an errand to run, so I thought: Let me get that out of the way first - just in case I turn lazy later with the weather being so cold.

That was the plan.

What actually happened was different.

Obviously. 😂

After getting off the first bus,

I decided to walk to my errand instead of hopping on another - only a 15-minute walk.

Finished that, and thought, well... gym is not too far either.

So I kept going - another 25 minutes.

By the time I reached the gym… the gym mood had left me... 😅

But I was already on a roll.

And the morning sun had started to shine - now one thing about the Brits is we go wild at the slightest hint of sunshine and clear sky... it doesn't even need to be blue lol.

...So I just continued.

Before I knew it,

I had turned myself into a tourist in Central London.

Strolling past landmarks in the freezing weather, whilst the frosted wind licked my face with every step. ❄️

By the time I checked my fitness tracker, I had done over 11K steps.

Woohoo! 💪

I think I had a proud little smirk on my face... but it was too frozen to tell.

After my joy-walker-about,

I finally jumped on a bus home.

Warmed up and got ready for lunch with my friend at Enish Nigerian Restaurant - just the kind of hot meal I was craving after that impromptu city hike.

You can see how excited I got in that video.

I mean… who doesn't like food? 😀

When I told my friend about my morning adventure,

she looked at me like I was mad and asked, 'What were you thinking, in this weather?'

I said, I was just vibing… 😎

This woman replied, 'Yeah. With pneumonia.' 😂

Let's see what the rest of the week brings…

Until we meet,

Stay warm.

Zoe 💋

Big Boobs, Swimming Drama & Pilates


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My Triumph Over The Enemies Of Progress

How did I get on this week with my new fitness routine?

I know the plan was a little ambitious - but like I said, it's go big or go home.

A bit like my boobs. 😀

Well, I'm proud to say I attended all 3 swimming lessons.

5 gym sessions and 3 Pilates classes… and arrived bang on time.


Pilates Chaos

Now, talking of Pilates...

I forgot my water bottle in the studio on Tuesday.

Which meant no water at arm's length for my gym session straight after.

That might not sound like a big deal, but when you drink like a camel - haha - it's bloody inconvenient.

Honestly, being forgetful came for me this week like it had a personal vendetta.

Because on Wednesday - I rushed out without my headphones. 🎧

I was halfway to the gym when I realised…

And in that moment, on a packed, steamed-up, rush-hour bus, I knew my enemies were at work.

To make matters worse, it was one of those British winter mornings - foggy, grey, cold, windy, wet.

All of it. At once. Typical terrible British weather.

So I braced myself - that session was going to be brutal.

But now that I think about it…

I never used to train with headphones.

Not even on walks.

Mainly because I tend to be in my own little world. My mind is very random. Haha.

Even when I do have them on, the volume is usually set low…

So I can hear myself think - about all the weird stuff bouncing around in my head.

Am I strange? I thought so.

That was until Wednesday, when one of the PTs at my gym told me he works out without headphones too.

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So did my enemies win this week? Absolutely not.

Because while I've started this routine with music in my ears, it was a nice reminder that I still got it lol.

Headphones or not.

Bad background music or complete silence.

I'm already locked in.

No shaking. 💪

Swimming Update! 🏊‍♀️

Nah… swimming lessons own me.

I take two coached lessons a week and do one practice session solo.

This week, I was drilled like I was training for the Olympics.

Gentlemen - I was ready to sack my coach! 😩

To be fair to him...

It also happened to be that time of the month - when your energy goes from 100 to 50 just for being a woman.

So each lap took twice the effort.

My back ached. I started crying like a baby.

I'm a very dramatic woman. 😭😂

But my coach knows me too well.

He just looked at me and went:

'When you finish with all this drama, give me four laps with ten seconds rest between. You'll be just fine.' 😂

I can't hate him - we've come a long way. Hahaha.

Note to self:

Stop booking swimming classes on certain days in your cycle. 📝

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Bonus Round: Broken Nail Chronicles 💅

As if that wasn't enough spiritual warfare for the week... hahaha.

I broke a nail in the pool on Thursday.

I'm not even sure how - all I remember is trying to grab something so I wouldn't drown. 🤣😭

Thank goodness it was only my shellac that scraped off - not the nail itself.

If you've ever broken a nail before, you know how painful it can be.

So yes, a big win on that front too. 🙏

Honestly, my enemies really tried it this week.

But thank God/Allah/the universe for my mother's prayers. 😂🤣😂

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And there you have it, folks!

A few chaotic highlights from this week's fitness regime.

If you're proud of my progress, or just amused by my chaos lol...

You're very welcome to send a little motivation via my wishlist.

It's the support (and shellac) that gets me through. 💅

Until next week - stay active, stay hydrated, and don't let your enemies win. 😎

Back On The Mat


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I Prefer The Bed Too... 😉 But This Isn't What You're Thinking 😈

I meant I'm back on the fitness mat!

Trying to ease back into a proper routine post-pandemic…

Well, scratch that - I threw myself back in. Because that's how I roll.

It's go big or go home baby! 😅


First Week Energy

Last week was my first, and I went all in:

Two Pilates, two swims, and four cardio classes - all squeezed into just 4 days 💪

I Started Pilates

I have wanted to try Pilates for the longest, but it never quite worked out pre-pandemic.

Finally found the right studio and started reformer Pilates last week…

Excited, slightly terrified - but I made it.

First class was at 7am sharp. ⏰

On a dull winter morning.

Yike! 😅

I rushed out with five minutes to spare, no makeup.

Hair in a bun… but I made it.

My ass aches and my thighs are still shaking...

Mind you, I'm only doing beginners' classes haha.

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Swimming Lessons

I started swimming lessons last spring, and each session still leaves me completely spent 😅

So I always make it the last activity of the day - got to save my energy for gym or Pilates.

Treadmill Thoughts

Let's talk about the treadmill for a second...

It's absolutely boring! 😩

I only ever use it when I need to get my heart rate up - quick fast run.

Ten minutes felt like a whole hour…

I was dying! 😭

And I'm always scared I'll fall off 😂

Like… no thanks.

Just go outside!

Kudos to those who love it - I never have.

This Week

This week, I'm going full speed.

3 of each - Pilates, swimming and cardio.

Spread across 6 days.

And just like God, I'll rest on Sunday 😇

Now…

I just need to figure out where to sneak in a couple of 10K walks… 🤔

Might swap a gym day for a long walk - or do half and half.

Wish me luck 🤞

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You can do so through my wishlist 😉