Today's Drama
I got into the shower this morning, all soaped up and minding my own business.
Scrub, scrub, scrub.
Exfoliating away with my glove sponge in pursuit of buttery smooth skin.
Then suddenly...
OUCH! 😩
A sharp pain shot through my right chest like someone had angrily pinched me for daring to have nice skin.
Naturally, I carried on because beauty is sacrifice. 😀
And I wasn't about to let anything interrupt my daily ritual to the goddess of beauty.
But when I got out of the shower, I was shocked to see how bruised it looked.
Honestly, you would think I had been in there fighting spirits.
Immediately, I started side-eyeing my village people. 😂
Not entirely sure whether they were after my blood or my skin...
But whatever was trying me certainly didn't get either.
Because the goddess of beauty has blessed me with this glorious skin. 😇
A little dramatic, you say?
I don't think so.
I bet some jealous spirit is after my complexion. 😭🤣
Okay, okay, okay...
Maybe it isn't my village people for once.
Maybe I accidentally scratched myself. 🤔
I know that explanation sounds more plausible to some of you.
But listen.
That's the physical explanation.
This battle started in the spiritual realm. 😀
Thank goodness I've been keeping up with my rituals to the gods lately.
Imagine if I had been skipping them. 😭
Anyway, all jokes aside, this actually hurt when it happened.
So if you see me walking around looking slightly offended today...
Just know I've survived yet another attack from the enemies of progress.
But little do they know...
The goddess of beauty has my back. 😇💋