A Little Festive Generosity Never Hurt Anyone 🎁

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A Christmas present came through this week…

And I just want to say, thank you. ❤️

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I love a money gift. 🤑

Especially the kind that magically lands in my account, just when I've busted a nail. 😅 💅

This was thoughtful, generous and truly appreciated.

If this inspires you to send a little something,

or a grand gesture… I won't dare stop you. 😌

You'll find my list to Santa right here on my wishlist.

It's full of the things that keep me glowing.

Moving, and maybe just a little spoiled...

As you know, I truly deserve. 😉

Big Boobs, Swimming Drama & Pilates

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My Triumph Over The Enemies Of Progress

How did I get on this week with my new fitness routine?

I know the plan was a little ambitious - but like I said, it's go big or go home.

A bit like my boobs. 😀

Well, I'm proud to say I attended all 3 swimming lessons.

5 gym sessions and 3 Pilates classes… and arrived bang on time.

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Pilates Chaos

Now, talking of Pilates...

I forgot my water bottle in the studio on Tuesday.

Which meant no water at arm's length for my gym session straight after.

That might not sound like a big deal, but when you drink like a camel - haha - it's bloody inconvenient.

Honestly, being forgetful came for me this week like it had a personal vendetta.

Because on Wednesday - I rushed out without my headphones. 🎧

I was halfway to the gym when I realised…

And in that moment, on a packed, steamed-up, rush-hour bus, I knew my enemies were at work.

To make matters worse, it was one of those British winter mornings - foggy, grey, cold, windy, wet.

All of it. At once. Typical terrible British weather.

So I braced myself - that session was going to be brutal.

But now that I think about it…

I never used to train with headphones.

Not even on walks.

Mainly because I tend to be in my own little world. My mind is very random. Haha.

Even when I do have them on, the volume is usually set low…

So I can hear myself think - about all the weird stuff bouncing around in my head.

Am I strange? I thought so.

That was until Wednesday, when one of the PTs at my gym told me he works out without headphones too.

So did my enemies win this week? Absolutely not.

Because while I've started this routine with music in my ears, it was a nice reminder that I still got it lol.

Headphones or not.

Bad background music or complete silence.

I'm already locked in.

No shaking. 💪

Swimming Update! 🏊‍♀️

Nah… swimming lessons own me.

I take two coached lessons a week and do one practice session solo.

This week, I was drilled like I was training for the Olympics.

Gentlemen - I was ready to sack my coach! 😩

To be fair to him...

It also happened to be that time of the month - when your energy goes from 100 to 50 just for being a woman.

So each lap took twice the effort.

My back ached. I started crying like a baby.

I'm a very dramatic woman. 😭😂

But my coach knows me too well.

He just looked at me and went:

'When you finish with all this drama, give me four laps with ten seconds rest between. You'll be just fine.' 😂

I can't hate him - we've come a long way. Hahaha.

Note to self:

Stop booking swimming classes on certain days in your cycle. 📝

Bonus Round: Broken Nail Chronicles 💅

As if that wasn't enough spiritual warfare for the week... hahaha.

I broke a nail in the pool on Thursday.

I'm not even sure how - all I remember is trying to grab something so I wouldn't drown. 🤣😭

Thank goodness it was only my shellac that scraped off - not the nail itself.

If you've ever broken a nail before, you know how painful it can be.

So yes, a big win on that front too. 🙏

Honestly, my enemies really tried it this week.

But thank God/Allah/the universe for my mother's prayers. 😂🤣😂

And there you have it, folks!

A few chaotic highlights from this week's fitness regime.

If you're proud of my progress, or just amused by my chaos lol...

You're very welcome to send a little motivation via my wishlist.

It's the support (and shellac) that gets me through. 💅

Until next week - stay active, stay hydrated, and don't let your enemies win. 😎

My Dinner Date at La Dame de Pic

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A fine dining experience that lingers

Yesterday, I received a lovely message from one of my favourite gentlemen - back in town and wanting to meet.

I am excited! 😃

After our conversation, I found myself reminiscing about our first date…

A delicious dinner at La Dame de Pic, last year.

Such an exquisite fine dining experience… and even finer company.

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He was a planner, and I was impressed.

He booked the table. Ordered me a chauffeur.

I wore the heels.

And somewhere between the wine, his French, and the dessert…

We forgot the world outside existed.

A shame the restaurant is gone.

But what a way to be remembered… 😉

And I'm not talking about the restaurant.

If you're thinking of asking me out for a festive dinner date this Christmas -

to share a moment, a memory, or close the year together in style.

My restaurant wishlist has a few romantic spots worth exploring.

Or better yet…

Invite me to your family dinner.

Just make sure your mother is lovely - I can't guarantee I'll behave. 😉

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Back On The Mat

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I Prefer The Bed Too... 😉 But This Isn't What You're Thinking 😈

I meant I'm back on the fitness mat!

Trying to ease back into a proper routine post-pandemic…

Well, scratch that - I threw myself back in. Because that's how I roll.

It's go big or go home baby! 😅

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First Week Energy

Last week was my first, and I went all in:

Two Pilates, two swims, and four cardio classes - all squeezed into just 4 days 💪

I Started Pilates

I have wanted to try Pilates for the longest, but it never quite worked out pre-pandemic.

Finally found the right studio and started reformer Pilates last week…

Excited, slightly terrified - but I made it.

First class was at 7am sharp. ⏰

On a dull winter morning.

Yike! 😅

I rushed out with five minutes to spare, no makeup.

Hair in a bun… but I made it.

My ass aches and my thighs are still shaking...

Mind you, I'm only doing beginners' classes haha.

Swimming Lessons

I started swimming lessons last spring, and each session still leaves me completely spent 😅

So I always make it the last activity of the day - got to save my energy for gym or Pilates.

Treadmill Thoughts

Let's talk about the treadmill for a second...

It's absolutely boring! 😩

I only ever use it when I need to get my heart rate up - quick fast run.

Ten minutes felt like a whole hour…

I was dying! 😭

And I'm always scared I'll fall off 😂

Like… no thanks.

Just go outside!

Kudos to those who love it - I never have.

This Week

This week, I'm going full speed.

3 of each - Pilates, swimming and cardio.

Spread across 6 days.

And just like God, I'll rest on Sunday 😇

Now…

I just need to figure out where to sneak in a couple of 10K walks… 🤔

Might swap a gym day for a long walk - or do half and half.

Wish me luck 🤞

And if you fancy sponsoring a class or cheering me on from the sidelines…

You can do so through my wishlist 😉

A New Home For My Thoughts

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…And Yours, If You're Reading This

So, I have finally done it.

A little corner of the internet that's truly mine.

No shadowbans. No suspensions. No algorithmic nonsense.

Just me, sharing whatever is on my mind… on my own terms.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TWITTER?

My main Twitter account was permanently suspended (no surprise there).

And although my Telegram Channel was always meant to be my primary hub, I know not everyone wants to use the app - for all sorts of reasons.

So here we are! 😀

A space that's open, easy to access, and completely mine...

And yours to indulge.

I'll still be sharing everything to Telegram - I love that intimate little group far too much to give it up.

But this blog will be another place where I post everything - except videos (only a few will be here).

🐦 NEW TWITTER PAGE

If you're a Twitter/X user and want to follow me, my new page is @Ms_ZoeRed

📽️ MY VIDEOS

You'll find all my videos on Tiktok (except those not allowed) and Telegram, with most also shared to Snapchat.

Only a few make it onto my website - due to limited storage and page load time.

But don't worry - you don't need the TikTok app or an account to view them.

You can watch everything directly in your browser.

WHAT'S COMING

Expect:

💌 Daily musings and moments

💋 Sexy thoughts and teasing reflections

🍑 Behind-the-scenes bits

🥂 Life updates, randomness, realness

And everything in between. 🙂

Sometimes it'll be short and cheeky.

Sometimes long and thoughtful.

Always me.

So whether you're here for the fun,

the fantasy, or the feeling…

Bookmark this space. Come often.

Thank you, truly,

for still wanting to be part of my world.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm just getting started...

At least not until I win a couple of million 🤑

Or find a man that will buy me my dream house...

And put a little something in my pension 😌